Saturday, 23 May 2009

Public Inconvenience

Was aproached by a couple of rum sorts in a public convenience today , they asked me if I was a 'Bertie' and as Albert is my middle name I answered yes . Before I knew it I was bent over the hand dryer , one Gent shoved his 'C' right up my 'A' and his companion was making the best of my mouth as I tried to mumble 'Is this a bullyramming?' And people say 'Whats in a Name!

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