DIY

I visited my local Independent DIY supplier today , the proprietor approached me and asked If I "fancied a bit of rough" as I had originally visited the store for sandpaper I answered Yes . Before I knew it I was bent over the key cutting machine with his 'C' right up my 'A' and the counter assistant was enjoying a party in my mouth ! And people say 'Support local tradesmen' - that would never happen in B&Q !