Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Sexuality

I dont know about Metrosexuality nor do I consider I fit into any normal 'Labels' however I do believe getting bummed off a couple of binmen saved my marriage and reinvigorated Mrs Latchleys libido - It was straight on straight action none of yer homo this or that - Saying that if I caught my centre half and left back indulging in a quick frot in the showers after a midweek cup game ... Transfer listed...That is the ball of contradictions that is Alan Latchley

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