Crouchy

I read that Peter Crouch has taken up sailing since his move to the South Coast and is proving to be quite adept at it - as I have always said , He's good on the deck for a Big Lad !

Sexuality

I dont know about Metrosexuality nor do I consider I fit into any normal 'Labels' however I do believe getting bummed off a couple of binmen saved my marriage and reinvigorated Mrs Latchleys libido - It was straight on straight action none of yer homo this or that - Saying that if I caught my centre half and left back indulging in a quick frot in the showers after a midweek cup game ... Transfer listed...That is the ball of contradictions that is Alan Latchley