Counterfeit Goods On Sale In Tesco

Quality control managers at Britain best loved supermarket were in shock today as it emerged that a batch of counterfeit Hobnobs had entered the companies supply chain and been sold in several outlets .

The mixup appears to have occured in a Tesco depot when a shipment of counterfeit oaty biscuits due to be shipped to Africa were confused at point of dispatch - due to an error on the manifold - with a shipment of child slaves due to be sent to a UK superstore to clean the flooring with toothbrushes during extensive refurbishments .

Tesco , who have extensive interests in counterfeit goods and human trafficking in Africa and Asia apologised for the error and have issued a product recall for all batches with the serial number ' ILUV BI9 BOO85 ' any customers who have purchased these items will reiceive full refund/exchange .

The problem was identified by a customer Major Sefton Lickety-Split from Coatham Mundeville who noted the counterfeit Hobnob disolved 37% quicker when dunked in tea than usual - which was repoted via Tesco complaints line.

A spokesmen for Tesco apologised for the error and assured all customers that this was not typical of the business . This is the second embarrasment for Tesco this month as a senior member of Tesco's financial management team was caught bumming a monkey with a Tesco carrier bag over his head - the dirty cunt .